Man Versus Hotel

I am sure you have heard the news story about Man Versus Wild being a bogus television show. If not, you can read it here. Basically, it involves man vs. nature, inserted in the middle of nowhere, he has to make his way home, without assistance. I guess staying in a hotel is okay though, as long as you don’t order room service.

I can see the commercial now, actually, I am surprised it is not already airing.

Grylls narrowly escapes death in harrowing circumstances. He completes his journey. Coming out of the wild, man approaches him, “That was amazing! You must have incredible knowledge of the wild and wicked survival skills.”

Grylls replies, “No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!”